Spring 2026 – The Derelict League

Derelict League: After Dark, First Calvary Baptist, Spring 2026

SPRING 2026 WEEK 1 @ FIRST CALVARY

Posted on April 8, 2026 by Scott Howard

08
Apr

I see the Derelicts rising, I see trouble on the tees. I hear everyone big talkin’… till they hit first available tree
-Creedence Clearwater Revival, probably

This Friday, April 10th, the Derelicts return to abuse trees, miss putts, and jam out with the homies! The LD Team is fired up to see you all back out there causing trouble on the fairways of First Calvary!

We’ll be running a custom 22-hole layout, skipping Holes 9/19 and 10/20, and mixing in some of the new baskets installed courtesy of The Derelict League and KPLeagues!

As always, Tommy and Craiger will have the course lit up Derelict style while I get you carded up with your crew!

👸Maidens Sunday
The Derelict Maidens, the League of extraordinary Ladies, returns this Sunday at North Valley! Like most Derelict events, they’ll be watching the weather and will communicate any changes if things turn stormy. The league also runs as a flex start from 7am to 7pm if a group meetup doesn’t come together so even if the weather is rough, you might be able to still squeeze in a round!

🪦RIP CardCaddy
Card Caddy, the card-up app we used last year, was always a means to an end. That end has arrived. PK has built a new card-up system directly into KPLeagues so you can check out your card and starting holes from one spot! We’ll still swing by to check you in and make sure you’re playing with your crew, but cards will now be available right on the KPLeagues event page!

🐈‍⬛Raw Dog
We’re rolling out our new side game this season, The Raw Dog, built for players chasing top scores! Anyone who opts in during registration competes for a weekly pot, with the best raw score taking it all. It gives our stronger players something to hunt on nights when handicap isn’t on their side!

Event Details

Date: Friday, April 10th
Time: Shotgun Start at(ish) 8:00 PM
Reminder: Please arrive by 7:30 PM so we can get cards set and have the players meeting!
Location: First Calvary DGC – 5495 S Robert Trail, Inver Grove Heights, MN
Format: Handicap, Glow, UDisc Scoring
New players: Your first round sets your handicap. After that, we let the Handicap system judge you.
Registration: CLICK TO SIGN UP
Parking: If you can’t find the parking lot, idk what to tell you
Ace Pot: Starting at $7 – Ace Pot over $100 has a 20% rollover to the next week
Weather Forecast: 52°, 3-5 mph wind, 1% chance of rain
Payouts: Gray Duck Disc Golf credit unless otherwise noted.
Results: Usually available within 24 hours of event end. Check the KPLeagues Results Page.

CTP PRIZES

Optional Cash CTPs (Venmo payout):
FCB 6a/16a (short basket)
FCB 8a/18a (short basket)
HIGHROLLER – FCB 8b/18b

Free CTPs for All Players:
FCB 1/11: Negative DG Glow Reign
Donated by The Derelict League
FCB 4/14: Axiom Eclipse Rhythm
Donated by The Derelict League
FCB 6c/16c: Axiom Total Eclipse Pitch
Donated by Gray Duck Disc Golf
FCB 7/17: Axiom Total Eclipse Crave
Donated by MVP Disc Sports

Thank you to our League Sponsors!
Gray Duck Disc Golf
KPLeagues
MVP Disc Sports

New? Confused? Derelict? Check out our Derelict FAQ for card assignments, league structure, and other mysteries. It should be accurate… mostly

Announcements, Derelict League: After Dark, Spring 2026

THE DERELICT LEAGUE IS BACK FOR 2026

Posted on April 2, 2026 by Scott Howard

02
Apr

The Derelict Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too is BACK for 2026!

In one short week, Friday, April 10th, we return for another year of bad puns, worse throws, and a whole lot of stumbling through the dark! Lets just hope that forecast changes (get used to me saying this)

Tommy, Craiger, and Scotty have been looking forward to this all winter, and in the off-season we made sure to thoroughly mystify PK with our half-baked ideas, shock the Maidens with our non-stop genius, and somehow make it out the other side with only minor psychological damage.

We are pumped to share our 2026 plans with you, our favorite community – The Derelicts!

Read on to see what you can look forward to in 2026!

🐈‍⬛ New Derelict Gimmick
The Raw Dog

The first major change we’re trying out this year is a little something to reward those Derelicts who are always hunting for top score. And as always, we went with a very family-friendly name for it: The Raw Dog.

Players who opt into Raw Dog during registration will compete against each other for a weekly pot. The best raw score each week takes home the beans!

The goal is to give our stronger players a meaningful side game on nights where handicap scoring is not exactly doing them any favors. We hope you enjoy it!

In addition to Raw Dog, we have some additional ideas we may surprise you with as the year goes on!

💵 2026 Registration

Option	Cost
Base Registration (required)	$9
$1 Cash CTPs x2 (optional)	$2
$5 Highroller CTP (optional)	$5
Raw Dog (optional)	$4
All-in	$20

All side games are optional, so no need to jump into everything every week.

And remember, everyone is eligible for the Disc CTPs regardless of what you sign up for.

📅 Derelict League 2026 Schedule

Friday, April 10th – Derelict League Spring Opener
Sunday, April 12th – Derelict Maidens Spring Opener
Saturday, September 12th – MVP Space Race Dubs
Saturday, October 3rd – Maidens Classic
Friday, October 9th – Derelict League Finale
Saturday, October 24th – Haunted Hyzers

We are also kicking around the possibility of a few additional events, so stay tuned.

👕 Derelict Jerseys

Scotty had too much time and not enough supervision this off-season, so this can only end one way…

One Limited Edition design each month! Each jersey will have a limited pre-order window. When it closes, that design is retired for good. No reruns. No “one more drop.” If you miss it, you’ll just have to admire it from someone else’s card.

We’ll also be bringing back classic Derelict hoodies for a limited pre-order run soon™️!

First up: the April Jersey Pre-Order is dropping soon. Don’t sleep on it!

🙏 The Unsung Heroes

None of this works without some incredibly patient people in our corner.

A huge thank you to KPLeagues / PK for keeping our backend league system running smoothly, dispensing sage advice we never actually take, and somehow handling every unhinged idea we throw his way.

To Gray Duck Disc Golf for providing some sick CTPs and handling league payouts week in and week out.

To MVP Disc Sports for the additional CTP prizes our players look forward to every week.

And to Jordan at Festi Daze for taking on our jersey and hoodie orders without immediately running the other direction.

As they say, Derelicts are like solar lights, if they die on the course, we hope someone eventually finds them. We can’t wait to see you out there!