Category Archives: North Valley

Is this the real life? Is this just Valley-tee? One chain spit and suddenly I’m questioning reality – Queen (probably)

We’re heading back to North Valley this week for the Derelict Loop Layout as we enter the second-to-last week of the Derelict League season! Tommy’s on vacation (still unsure who approved that PTO), so Craig and I will be running the show. Please try to arrive early so we can get cards organized and start on time. Lots of announcements and updates this week!

Shout out to Ralphie Warec and Mason Studier for nailing some Bonus Aces last week at Brockway! Congrats guys!

🎉 Derelict League Year End Finale
We’re thrilled to announce that The Derelict League Year End Finale will be at RIVERFRONT on October 17th!
It’ll be the Derelict League’s first time ever playing Riverfront, we’ll be playing the Red 13 layout twice around and it’s going to fill fast so don’t wait!

🛸 MVP Space Race – Space Dubs
November 8th – mark your calendars for intergalactic disc mayhem!
The MVP Space Race Space Dubs event is returning! Official announcement and registration are coming shortly. The sign-up window will be short and spots are likely to fill quick so be ready!

👑 Derelict Maidens
Maidens League is at First Calv this Sunday playing the new 22-hole layout!
Check the Derelict Maidens League Facebook page for the meetup time otherwise it’s all-day flex as usual.

🏆 The Maidens Classic – October 19th
A Women’s Disc Golf Tournament hosted by KP Leagues & The Derelict Maidens, happening at First Calvary in Inver Grove Heights.
Divisions from juniors on up, and entry is only $5, perfect for new players and seasoned competitors alike.

👻 Haunted Hyzers
We’re still looking for Hole of Horrors sponsors for Haunted Hyzers on October 25th!
Not into sponsoring a hole? No problem, sign up to play and check out all the work our sponsors put into the event! Two rounds of spooky disc golf await!

📌 Event Details

📅 Date: Friday, October 10th
⏰ Time: Shotgun Start at 7:30 PM 🆕
🕗 Reminder: Try to arrive by 7:00PM so we can get you carded up!
📍 Location: North Valley Park – 2800 70th St E, Inver Grove Heights, MN
🧩 Format: Handicap, Glow, UDisc Scoring
New players: Your first round sets your handicap. After that, we let the futuristic KPLeagues Handicap System judge you.
🎟️ Registration: CLICK TO SIGN UP
🃏 Cards: CCADDY.COM
🅿️ Parking: Park in the main North Valley lot
💰 Ace Pot: Starting at $5 – Ace Pot over $100 has a 20% rollover to the next week
🌤️ Weather Forecast: 55°, 3-5 mph wind, 2% chance of rain
💸 Payouts: Gray Duck Disc Golf credit unless otherwise noted.
📊 Results: Usually available within 24 hours of event end. Check the KPLeagues Results Page.

New? Confused? Derelict? Check out our Derelict FAQ for card assignments, league structure, and other mysteries. It should be accurate… mostly

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🎯 CTP PRIZES

Optional Cash CTPs (Venmo payout):
💲CTP 1 – Valley Red 3
💲CTP 2 – Valley Purple 16
💲$5 HIGHROLLER – Valley 7 Blue to 8 Either Stacked Basket

Free CTPs for All Players:
🥏CTP 4 – Valley Red 1: Axiom Eclipse Paradox
Donated by The Derelict League
🥏CTP 5 – Valley White 5: Streamline Eclipse Lift
Donated by Gray Duck Disc Golf
🥏CTP 6 – Valley Red 10: MVP Eclipse Resistor
Donated by MVP Disc Sports

Thank you to our League Sponsors!
MVP Disc Sports
Gray Duck Disc Golf
KPLeagues

Back to The Valley we go, Derelicts!

This week we’re back at North Valley for the Derelict “Stealthy” Layout! With it being Friday the 13th, and us being Derelicts, we’re used to a bit of a massacre trying to slash through the woods and this week will be no different! Can’t wait to see you all out there ‘Jason’ those leaderboards!

HAUNTED HYZERS REGISTRATION IS OPEN:  CLICK HERE!

MVP SPACE DUBS SPACE RACE REGISTRATION IS OPEN: CLICK HERE!

KAPOSIA PARK RECAP
Thank you everyone for coming out! We had an absolute BLAST on the new iteration of our Kaposia Derelict Layout, we think the changes we made gave it a much better flow and added some really fun (sometimes bonky) shots. We will definitely be doing it again!

Congratulations to Tommy for bagging it up just enough to take home 1st place!

Onto the main event!

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DATE: Friday, September 13th
8:00PM SHOTGUN START 
Please be on time and arrive by 7:30PM so we can get cards and shotgun positions ready.

COURSE: North Valley
2800 70th St E, Inver Grove Heights, MN 55076

LAYOUT: ‘Derelict Stealth Valley 20 (Night)‘ featuring 10 Tee-pads and 11 Baskets.
CUSTOM DERELICT LAYOUT!!

CLICK HERE TO REGISTER!
Sign up early! Derelict League Caps at 50 players!

LAYOUT ORDER
1 – Valley Red 1 💲
2 – Valley Purple 2 
3 – Valley Red 3 🥏
4 – Valley White 5 
5 – Valley 5-B (5 DZ to Red 5) 🔮
6 – Valley Red 6
7 – Valley 7 Blue Tee to 8 Either Stacked Basket 🥏
8 – Valley Red 10 
9 – Valley Purple 16 💲
10 – Valley Purple 17 🥏

ACE POT: $52
(20% of the ace pot over $100 carries over to the next week)

WEATHER: Temperatures are expected to be around 72° at 8:00 pm, Currently 3-5mph winds and a 7% chance of rain.

CARDS: Please refer to our Derelict FAQ

PAYOUTS: Unless otherwise specified, league payouts are made in Gray Duck Disc Golf Credit by Gray Duck Disc Golf
https://www.grayduckdiscgolf.com
Check your rewards balance here:
https://squareup.com/loyalty/MLR1F79QE0ABY/

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OPTIONAL CASH CTPS (VENMO)
💲CTP 1 – Valley Red 1 x2
💲CTP 2 – Valley Purple 16 x2

CTPS FOR EVERYONE
🥏CTP 3 – Axiom Gyropalooza Glow Rim Hex – Valley Red 3 x2
Provided by The Derelict League
🥏CTP 4 – Streamline Color Glow Lift – Valley 7 Blue Tee to 8 Either Stacked Basket x2
Provided by MVP Disc Sports
🥏CTP 5 –Innova Star Rollo – Valley Purple 17 x2
Donated by Corey Brennan
🔮CTP 6 – The Derelict Mystery Box – Valley 5-B (5 DZ to Red 5) x2
Donated by Derelict League Members!
The Derelict Mystery Box has returned! The Mystery box contains choices of pre-loved discs donated by Derelict League Members. You can rummage through and pick whichever disc you’d like! They could be used, they could be new, they could be a dog toy, Tommy might throw in a used toaster, you never know! 

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HAUNTED HYZERS SPONSOR SEARCH👻
“Spooky Season” might not be here officially yet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t get a head start on HAUNTED HYZERS! Unleash the demonic decorator in you and sign up to sponsor a “Hole of Horrors” for our Two Round Day/Night Tournament coming October 26th at Kaposia! We’re looking for individuals or teams to transform fairways into frightening masterpieces that will send shivers down players’ spines. Ready to bring the scares? Click the link below to register and create a fairway of fear!
https://derelictleague.com/haunted-hyzers-sponsor-signup/

REGISTRATION FOR HAUNTED HYZERS IS NOW OPEN!!
CLICK HERE TO REGISTER!!

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MVP SPACE DUBS – OCTOBER 4TH👽
The Derelict League presents our 2nd annual Space Dubs (MVP Space Race) event! We have a modified 26 hole layout at First Calvary Baptist in Inver Grove Heights. All holes have been shortened to provide a variety Ace’able shot shapes. Doubles partners will be drawn at random. All entries include an 2024 MVP Space Race player pack. You must only use the discs provided in the player pack. The MVP player pack contains 2 glow discs. Derelict Space Dubs is a night event, so please bring UV flashlights, or other means to charge your glow discs. You must charge your glow discs before each throw! Please do not hold up the event by losing a glow disc that wasn’t charged before throw. We will light up the course and the baskets to provide an intergalactic atmosphere. There will be a lit island hole, a teleporter hole, and maybe a few extraterrestrials observing the course. We have trophies for first place, but the main objective is to have fun. Registration for this event will go out to Derelicts first and opened towards the end of the Registration window. This is NOT a last minute signup event so mark your calendars!

REGISTRATION FOR MVP SPACE DUBS SPACE RACE IS NOW OPEN!
REGISTRATION CLOSES SEPTEMBER 19th! DON’T MISS OUT!!
CLICK HERE TO REGISTER!!

Axiom Total Eclipse Crave
Flight #s are  6.5  |  5  |  -1  |  1
First time available in Total Eclipse plastic
Super versatile fairway driver

Streamline Eclipse Range
(MVP BERG!?)
Prototype flight #s are  2  |  1  |  -0.5  |  1
Brand new mold unique to Streamline
Stops on a dime and minimizes groundplay

Time for something new Derelicts!

The Derelicts never tire of changing courses or getting a little weird with our Layouts, and this week is no exception as we hit up North Valley for a Custom “Stealthy” Derelict Layout! 

In addition to the exciting CTP’s this week, MVP has FINALLY released their Space Race discs for our October 4th Event! Info on the discs is below and registration for both Haunted Hyzers and MVP Space Dubs will be opened very soon!!

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DATE: Friday, August 23rd
8:00PM SHOTGUN START <<<< NEW TIME ALERT!!!
Please be on time and arrive by 7:45PM so we can get cards and shotgun positions ready.

COURSE: North Valley
2800 70th St E, Inver Grove Heights, MN 55076

LAYOUT: ‘Derelict Stealth Valley 20 (Night)‘ featuring 10 Tee-pads and 11 Baskets.
CUSTOM DERELICT LAYOUT!!

CLICK HERE TO REGISTER!
Sign up early! Derelict League Caps at 50 players!

LAYOUT ORDER
1 – Valley Red 1 🔮
2 – Valley Purple 2 💲
3 – Valley Red 3 🥏
4 – Valley White 5 💲
5 – Valley 5-B (5 DZ to Red 5)
6 – Valley Red 6
7 – Valley 7 Blue Tee to 8 Either Stacked Basket
8 – Valley Red 10 🥏
9 – Valley Purple 16
10 – Valley Purple 17 🥏

ACE POT: $248
(20% of the ace pot over $100 carries over to the next week)

WEATHER: Temperatures are expected to be around 70° at 8:00 pm, Currently 3-5mph winds and an 11% chance of rain.

CARDS: Please refer to our Derelict FAQ

PAYOUTS: Unless otherwise specified, league payouts are made in Gray Duck Disc Golf Credit by Gray Duck Disc Golf
https://www.grayduckdiscgolf.com
Check your rewards balance here:
https://squareup.com/loyalty/MLR1F79QE0ABY/

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OPTIONAL CASH CTPS (VENMO)
💲CTP 1 – Valley Purple 2
💲CTP 2 – Valley White 5

CTPS FOR EVERYONE
🥏CTP 3 – Axiom Gyropalooza Glow Rim Envy – Valley Red 3
Provided by The Derelict League
🥏CTP 4 – Innova Marwede Tour Series Glow Firebird – Valley Red 10
Provided by Gray Duck Disc Golf (Comes with a GD Coupon!)
🥏CTP 5 – Streamline Eclipse 2.0 Lift – Valley Purple 17
Provided by MVP Disc Sports
🔮CTP 6 – The Derelict Mystery Box – Valley Red 1
Donated by Derelict League Members!
The Derelict Mystery Box has returned! The Mystery box contains choices of pre-loved discs donated by Derelict League Members. You can rummage through and pick whichever disc you’d like! They could be used, they could be new, they could be a dog toy, Tommy might throw in a used toaster, you never know! 

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HAUNTED HYZERS SPONSOR SEARCH👻
“Spooky Season” might not be here officially yet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t get a head start on HAUNTED HYZERS! Unleash the demonic decorator in you and sign up to sponsor a “Hole of Horrors” for our Two Round Day/Night Tournament coming October 26th at Kaposia! We’re looking for individuals or teams to transform fairways into frightening masterpieces that will send shivers down players’ spines. Ready to bring the scares? Click the link below to register and create a fairway of fear!
https://derelictleague.com/haunted-hyzers-sponsor-signup/

REGISTRATION OPENING SOON!!

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MVP SPACE DUBS – OCTOBER 4TH👽
The Derelict League presents our 2nd annual Space Dubs (MVP Space Race) event! We have a modified 26 hole layout at First Calvary Baptist in Inver Grove Heights. All holes have been shortened to provide a variety Ace’able shot shapes. Doubles partners will be drawn at random. All entries include an 2024 MVP Space Race player pack. You must only use the discs provided in the player pack. The MVP player pack contains 2 glow discs. Derelict Space Dubs is a night event, so please bring UV flashlights, or other means to charge your glow discs. You must charge your glow discs before each throw! Please do not hold up the event by losing a glow disc that wasn’t charged before throw. We will light up the course and the baskets to provide an intergalactic atmosphere. There will be a lit island hole, a teleporter hole, and maybe a few extraterrestrials observing the course. We have trophies for first place, but the main objective is to have fun. Registration for this event will go out to Derelicts first and opened towards the end of the Registration window. This is NOT a last minute signup event so mark your calendars!

THE DISCS HAVE FINALLY BEEN ANNOUNCED!!
REGISTRATION COMING SOON!

Axiom Total Eclipse Crave
Flight #s are  6.5  |  5  |  -1  |  1
First time available in Total Eclipse plastic
Super versatile fairway driver

Streamline Eclipse Range
(MVP BERG!?)
Prototype flight #s are  2  |  1  |  -0.5  |  1
Brand new mold unique to Streamline
Stops on a dime and minimizes groundplay