Legends say that once a year, the orange cones hum to life…
And when they do, the Derelicts emerge; underprepared, over-caffeinated, and ready to launch another season of glowy nocturnal grace! We’re kicking off 2025 this Friday at Kaposia Park, fresh off the Fundraiser and stumbling straight into Spring – probably a few minutes late as usual, but Derelicts gonna Derelict!
Tommy and I are stoked (and slightly amazed at what this thing has become) to kick off another season with the league we accidentally turned into a weekly tradition. It’s only going to get better as this year we have a Craig, who has officially passed his “set up lights in the woods” test. We’re so grateful for this community, the shenanigans, and all the Derelicts who continue to prove, week after week, that reading is optional and learning from your mistakes is actively discouraged.
🧥 Hoodie Alert: If you ordered a Derelict Hoodie, they’re finally in! We’ll have them ready for pickup at league. Huge thanks to Jordan Durand for getting them over to us before our Spring opener, what a hero!
📌 Event Details
📅 Date: Friday, April 11th
⏰ Time: Shotgun Start around 8:00 PM (please arrive by 7:30 PM for check-in)
🕗 Note: We aim for 8:00 PM. Reality may vary.
📍 Location: Kaposia Park – 1028 Wilde Ave, South St Paul, MN
🧩 Format: Handicap, Glow
New players: Your first round sets your handicap. After that, we let the futuristic KPLeagues Handicap System judge you.
🎟️ Register Here: CLICK TO SIGN UP — capped at 60 players
🪪 Required This Week: Kaposia Day or Season Pass (Click Here to Purchase)
🅿️ Parking Tip: Park along Hole 12 for quick access and a smoother exit. Main lot is fine, but it’s a bit of a hike.
💰 Ace Pot: Starting off Fresh!
🌤️ Weather Forecast: 52°, 2–5 mph breeze, 1% chance of rain. Great throwing weather!
💸 Payouts: Gray Duck Disc Golf credit unless otherwise noted.
Check your balance here or at grayduckdiscgolf.com
New? Confused? Or both? Check out our Derelict FAQ for card assignments, league structure, and other mysteries. It should be accurate… mostly
🧭 Layout: “Derelict KP Spring 2025 (Night)”
Meet near the middle of Hole 12 and follow the orange cone lights and layout arrows to navigate.
Layout Order, Twice Around:
1: Nine Holes In
2: Prometheus Minor
3: Not Oak Grove
4: Sunrise A
5: Sunrise B
6: Dalbec to Poplar
7: Scanny Skip
8: Field Goal
9: Kap O See “A”
10: Kap O Bonk O
🎯 CTP PRIZES – Going Big Week One!
Optional Cash CTPs (Venmo payout):
💲CTP 1 – Derelict KP Sunrise A: $1 CTP #1
💲CTP 2 – Derelict KP Kap O Bonk O: $1 CTP #2
Free CTPs for All Players:
🥏CTP 3 – Nine Holes In: Festi Towel and Pin
Sponsored by Festi Daze
🥏CTP 4 – Prometheus Minor (short basket): Discmania Astronaut
Sponsored by Flight Deck
🥏CTP 5 – Not Oak Grove: ProPull Trainer
Sponsored by The Derelict League
🥏CTP 6 – Derelict KP Sunrise B: Axiom Eclipse Tempo
Sponsored by The Derelict League
🥏CTP 7 – Derelict KP Dalbec to Poplar: GRIP EQ Hat
Sponsored by Chris Tourville
🥏CTP 8 – Scanny Skip: Axiom Eclipse Hex
Sponsored by MVP Disc Sports
🥏CTP 9 – Field Goal: Axiom Total Eclipse Vanish
Sponsored by The Derelict League
🔮CTP 10 – The Derelict Mystery Box – Kap O See “A”
Sponsored by The Derelict League
The Mystery Box has returned and is reloaded! Inside: pre-loved discs, possibly new discs, maybe a dog toy, probably something confusing, and if you’re lucky (or cursed), Tommy’s old toaster. Choose wisely.
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