Sing it with me: you had a bad day, you went off the fairway, Red Oak gave you a triple and the trees won’t go away,
The Derelicts return to Red Oak this week to take on one of the most punishing courses in the lineup! Staying on the fairway is the only way to keep your scorecard intact, so light up those discs and, for once, actually try hitting your lines. Tommy and Craig will have the course glowing, but there’s only so much they can do when the trees are hungry.
Shoutout to Thong Vue for dropping the bonus ace last week with a filthy smash on Hole 5 at Hillcrest! What a beast!
⏰ IT’S GETTING DARK EARLIER, SO WE’RE MOVING THE START TIME BACK EVEN FURTHER!
THIS WEEK WE’RE MOVING START TIME BACK TO 8:00(ish) PM!
👑 Derelict Maidens
The Maidens are set to tee off tonight at 5:00pm at Wabun, weather permitting. Keep an eye on the Maidens Facebook page for any rain updates. And remember, even if the evening round gets washed out, you can still flex your round anytime between 7am and 7pm.
👕 Derelict Drip Deep Purple Hoodie Pre-Sale!
Derelict Merch Madness rolls on with the return of our fan-favorite hoodies! This run is the Deep Purple Edition, black with purple accents to match last month’s Drip Jerseys. Just $40, but remember, they run LARGE (I usually wear a Men’s Small/Medium and go XS in these). Pre-orders are open now through September 19th. Once we have 3D Renders I’ll put up a more official post. We’ll also have Derelict League Towels available at events for only $13! Great for wiping tears after the round!
👻 Haunted Hyzers Returns!
Minnesota’s most horrifying Halloween disc golf event is back October 25th. One round beneath the pale autumn sun, one round under the cloak of night, and both will test your skills and your courage as you brave the haunted woods of Kaposia Park. MVP Disc Sports kindly sent us a care package of CTPs and Prizes plus we have more fun extras in the works! Details and signups at HauntedHyzers.com.
📌 Event Details
📅 Date: Friday, September 5th
⏰ Time: Shotgun Start at(ish) 8:00 PM 🆕
🕗 Reminder: This course runs near a neighborhood, please keep pace and keep it respectful.
📍 Location: Red Oak DGC – 12100 River Hills Dr, Burnsville, MN 55337
🧩 Format: Handicap, Glow, UDisc Scoring
New players: Your first round sets your handicap. After that, we let the futuristic KPLeagues Handicap System judge you.
🎟️ Registration: CLICK TO SIGN UP
🃏 Cards: CCADDY.COM
🪪 Required This Week: It’s VERY easy to lose poorly lit discs here so make sure they are BRIGHT!
🅿️ Parking: Parking in the main lot, otherwise there is a secondary lot with a bit of a walk down the path.
💰 Ace Pot: Starting at $49 – Ace Pot over $100 has a 20% rollover to the next week
🌤️ Weather Forecast: 54°, 7-10 mph wind, 2% chance of rain
💸 Payouts: Gray Duck Disc Golf credit unless otherwise noted.
📊 Results: Usually available within 24 hours of event end. Check the KPLeagues Results Page.
New? Confused? Derelict? Check out our Derelict FAQ for card assignments, league structure, and other mysteries. It should be accurate… mostly
🎯 CTP PRIZES
Optional Cash CTPs (Venmo payout):
💲CTP 1 – Red Oak 2/12
💲CTP 2 – Red Oak 8/18
Free CTPs for All Players:
🥏CTP 3 – Red Oak 1/11: Axiom Neutron Crave
Donated by The Derelict League
🥏CTP 4 – Red Oak 4/14: Axiom Eclipse Hex
Donated by MVP Disc Sports
🥏CTP 5 – Red Oak 6/16: Axiom Total Eclipse Pitch
Donated by Gray Duck Disc Golf
Thank you to our League Sponsors!
MVP Disc Sports
Gray Duck Disc Golf
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What a beast