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SPRING 2025 WEEK 4 @ ACORN PARK

If disc golf had a funhouse mirror, we just built a layout inside it!

We’re rolling into Acorn Park this week with a brand-new layout straight out of Tommy’s twisted mind. Tight lines, unpredictable (walking) paths, and just the right amount of dereliction to spice things up. The north side crew finally gets a shorter drive but this one’s worth it no matter where you’re coming from! We’re excited to see you all out there!

  • ⏰ Check-in/Card-up by 7:30 PM, tee off at 8:00 sharp. (try to have a card ready when you arrive for a quicker start!)

KAPOSIA HELP NEEDED
This Saturday, Jason Wilder from Flight Deck is looking for some help at Kaposia
, and I’d love to see some Derelicts show up in force. Kaposia needs some love, and the more hands on deck, the more they can knock out. Jason will be providing a grilled lunch and some Derelict aiming fluid on site as a generous thank-you, but the real reward is putting in work on a course that’s given us plenty over the years. I’ll be tied up with a move that day, but if you’re available, swing by Saturday morning starting around 9am. If you have clippers or a saw for brush clearing, bring ’em along. Drop a comment on the Facebook post if you can make it so Jason can get a headcount!

Glow hard Friday. Show up Saturday. You already know what Sunday’s for. Let’s go!

📌 Event Details

📅 Date: Friday, May 2nd
Time: Shotgun Start at 8:00 PM (please arrive no later than 7:30 PM)
🕗 Reminder: We’re trying to be timely this year, if you snooze, you lose!
📍 Location: Acorn Park – 286 County Rd I, Roseville, MN
🧩 Format: Handicap, Glow, UDisc Scoring
🎟️ Registration: CLICK TO SIGN UP
🪪 Required This Week: Glowing stuff, preferably yours.
🅿️ Parking: Park in the main Acorn lot. There is overflow parking further down the road. Check Google Maps if you’re confused.
💰 Ace Pot: Starting at $82 – Ace Pot over $100 has a 20% rollover to the next week
🌤️ Weather Forecast: 52°, 3-6 mph wind, 4% chance of rain (theoretically)
💸 Payouts: Gray Duck Disc Golf credit unless otherwise noted.
📊 Results: Usually available within 24 hours of event end. Check the KPLeagues Results Page.

New? Confused? Or both? Check out our Derelict FAQ for card assignments, league structure, and other mysteries. It should be accurate… mostly


🧭 Layout: “Derelict Acorn Loop (Night)”

Layout Order, Twice Around:

1 – 16 Long to 15 💲
2 – Acorn 6 Short-to-Long 🥏
3 – Acorn 5 Short-to-Long 🥏
4 – Acorn 10 Long-to-Long 💲
5 – Acorn 11 Long-to-Long
6 – Acorn 12 Long-to-Long 🥏
7 – Acorn 13 Long-to-Long
8 – Acorn 8 Long-to-Long
9 – Acorn 9 Long-to-Long 🥏

Map can be found on UDisc or the Facebook Post


🎯 CTP PRIZES

Optional Cash CTPs (Venmo payout):
💲CTP 1 – Acorn 16 Long to 15
💲CTP 2 – Acorn 10 Long-to-Long

Free CTPs for All Players:
🥏CTP 3 – Acorn 6 Short-to-Long: Axiom Crave
Donated by The Derelict League
🥏CTP 4 – Acorn 5 Short-to-Long: Axiom Total Eclipse Vanish
Donated by MVP Disc Sports
🥏CTP 5 – Acorn 12 Long-to-Long: Discmania Glow C-Line P2
Donated by Gray Duck Disc Golf
🥏CTP 6 – Acorn 9 Long-to-Long: TSA Glow Pathfinder
Donated by Craig Slavik


SPRING 2025 WEEK 3 @ NORTH VALLEY

I’m no Math Doctor, but a 10-hole layout with 11 baskets? That sounds pretty Derelict to me!

We’re back at North Valley this Friday with the return of our Derelict Stealth Loop, a custom 10-hole night layout we’ll play twice around! The double basket is in play, and because we’ve seen you all putt, either one counts! The catch? Well… If you know, you know. 😉

This week I’ll keep my usual rambling as short as the LD team is tall, let’s get to the main event!

📌 Event Details

📅 Date: Friday, April 25th
Time: Shotgun Start at 8:00 PM (please arrive by 7:30 PM for check-in)
🕗 Note: We’d like to start at 8pm again, please think of your cards before you arrive!
📍 Location: North Valley Park – 2800 70th St E, Inver Grove Heights, MN
🧩 Format: Handicap, Glow
🎟️ Registration: CLICK TO SIGN UP
🪪 Required This Week: Probably something we’ll forget
🅿️ Parking: Park in the main North Valley lot
💰 Ace Pot: Starting at $57 – Ace Pot over $100 has a 20% rollover to the next week
🌤️ Weather Forecast: 57°, 3-6 mph wind, 4% chance of rain (SUPPOSEDLY)
💸 Payouts: Gray Duck Disc Golf credit unless otherwise noted.
📊 Results: Usually available within 24 hours of event end. Check the KPLeagues Results Page.

New? Confused? Or both? Check out our Derelict FAQ for card assignments, league structure, and other mysteries. It should be accurate… mostly


🧭 Layout: “Derelict Stealth Valley 20 (Night)”

Layout Order, Twice Around:
1: Valley Red 1 🔮
2: Valley Purple 2 💲
3: Valley Red 3 🥏
4: Valley White 5 🥏
5: Valley 5-B (5 DZ to Red 5)
6: Valley Red 6
7: Valley 7 Blue to 8 Either Stacked Basket 💲
8: Valley Red 10 🥏
9: Valley Purple 16 🥏
10: Valley Purple 17


🎯 CTP PRIZES

Optional Cash CTPs (Venmo payout):
💲CTP 1 – Valley Purple 2
💲CTP 2 – Valley 7 Blue to 8 Either Stacked Basket

Free CTPs for All Players:
🥏CTP 3 – Valley Red 3: Axiom Prism Neutron Pyro
Donated by The Derelict League
🥏CTP 4 – Valley White 5: Axiom Eclipse Proxy
Donated by Gray Duck Disc Golf
🥏CTP 5 – Valley Purple 16: Axiom Electron Pixel
Donated by MVP Disc Sports
🥏CTP 6 – Valley Red 10: MVP Eclipse Color Wave
Donated by Craig Slavik
🔮CTP 7 – Valley Red 1: The Derelict Mystery Box
Donated by The Derelict League Members
The Mystery Box has returned and is reloaded! Inside: pre-loved discs, possibly new discs, maybe a dog toy. Choose wisely.


SPRING 2025 WEEK 2 @ BROCKWAY PARK

The wind at Brockway whispers “throw it on an anhyzer!”
But don’t listen. That wind lies. Your throw is definitely going in the road.

This week, the Derelict League invades a new course in our rotationBrockway Park in Rosemount! Since it’s our first league night here, let’s cover the essentials:

  • Check-in/Card-up by 7:30 PM, tee off at 8:00 sharp. (Seriously, we actually mean it this time – we want to wrap up around 10:00 PM)

  • 🗣️ Quiet-ish mode around Holes 8 & 9. Homes nearby and even though we’re Derelicts, we’re respectful Derelicts.

  • 🚧 Hole 17’s tee pad is under construction but playable. We called ahead to make sure it was a little Derelict just for you.

BIG NEWS: We’re stoked to announce MVP Disc Sports is officially back as a league sponsor for a second straight year! They’re fueling the Derelict CTP Palooza with another huge shipment of disc prizes, THANKS MVP!! Their contributions, combined with those we received this past week from Gray Duck Disc Golf, are sure to make this year an absolute blast! Thank you Tim and Nick @ Gray Duck for the great CTPs!

Thank you to everyone who made our Spring Opener at Kaposia such a success and a huge shoutout to Joe “Slayer” Hoppe who locked in an Ace on night one! Nice work Slayer!

📌 Event Details

📅 Date: Friday, April 18th
Time: Shotgun Start AT 8:00 PM (please arrive by 7:15 PM for check-in)
🕗 Note: We NEED to start AT 8PM. 
📍 Location: Brockway Park – 13669 Bronze Parkway, Rosemount, MN
🧩 Format: Handicap, Glow
🎟️ Register Here: CLICK TO SIGN UP 
🪪 Required This Week: Common Sense and a good Pace of Play
🅿️ Parking Tip: Park in the Brockway Parking Lot or the Lot across the street. DO NOT park on the street if possible.
💰 Ace Pot: Starting at $21 – Ace Pot over $100 has a 20% rollover to the next week
🌤️ Weather Forecast: 46°, 8-10 mph wind, 8% chance of rain. Dress Warm!
💸 Payouts: Gray Duck Disc Golf credit unless otherwise noted.
📊 Results: Usually available within 24 hours of event end. Check the KPLeagues Results Page.

New? Confused? Or both? Check out our Derelict FAQ for card assignments, league structure, and other mysteries. It should be accurate… mostly


🎯 CTP PRIZES

Optional Cash CTPs (Venmo payout):
💲CTP 1 – Brockway 3/12
💲CTP 2 – Brockway 9/18

Free CTPs for All Players:
🥏CTP 3 – Brockway 1/10: Axiom SimonLine Balance
Sponsored by The Derelict League
🥏CTP 4 – Brockway 5/14: Axiom Total Eclipse Envy
Sponsored by MVP Disc Sports
🥏CTP 5 – Brockway 8/17: MVP Eclipse Reactor
Sponsored by Gray Duck Disc Golf
🔮CTP 6 – Brockway 4/13: The Derelict Mystery Box
Sponsored by The Derelict League Members
The Mystery Box has returned and is reloaded! Inside: pre-loved discs, possibly new discs, maybe a dog toy. Choose wisely.


SPRING OPENER 2025 – WEEK 1 @ KAPOSIA!

Legends say that once a year, the orange cones hum to life…
And when they do, the Derelicts emerge; underprepared, over-caffeinated, and ready to launch another season of glowy nocturnal grace! We’re kicking off 2025 this Friday at Kaposia Park, fresh off the Fundraiser and stumbling straight into Spring – probably a few minutes late as usual, but Derelicts gonna Derelict!

Tommy and I are stoked (and slightly amazed at what this thing has become) to kick off another season with the league we accidentally turned into a weekly tradition. It’s only going to get better as this year we have a Craig, who has officially passed his “set up lights in the woods” test. We’re so grateful for this community, the shenanigans, and all the Derelicts who continue to prove, week after week, that reading is optional and learning from your mistakes is actively discouraged.

🧥 Hoodie Alert: If you ordered a Derelict Hoodie, they’re finally in! We’ll have them ready for pickup at league. Huge thanks to Jordan Durand for getting them over to us before our Spring opener, what a hero!

📌 Event Details

📅 Date: Friday, April 11th
⏰ Time: Shotgun Start around 8:00 PM (please arrive by 7:30 PM for check-in)
🕗 Note: We aim for 8:00 PM. Reality may vary.
📍 Location: Kaposia Park – 1028 Wilde Ave, South St Paul, MN
🧩 Format: Handicap, Glow
New players: Your first round sets your handicap. After that, we let the futuristic KPLeagues Handicap System judge you.
🎟️ Register Here: CLICK TO SIGN UP — capped at 60 players
🪪 Required This Week: Kaposia Day or Season Pass (Click Here to Purchase)
🅿️ Parking Tip: Park along Hole 12 for quick access and a smoother exit. Main lot is fine, but it’s a bit of a hike.
💰 Ace Pot: Starting off Fresh!
🌤️ Weather Forecast: 52°, 2–5 mph breeze, 1% chance of rain. Great throwing weather!
💸 Payouts: Gray Duck Disc Golf credit unless otherwise noted.
Check your balance here or at grayduckdiscgolf.com

New? Confused? Or both? Check out our Derelict FAQ for card assignments, league structure, and other mysteries. It should be accurate… mostly


🧭 Layout: “Derelict KP Spring 2025 (Night)”

Meet near the middle of Hole 12 and follow the orange cone lights and layout arrows to navigate.
Layout Order, Twice Around:

1: Nine Holes In
2: Prometheus Minor
3: Not Oak Grove
4: Sunrise A
5: Sunrise B
6: Dalbec to Poplar
7: Scanny Skip
8: Field Goal
9: Kap O See “A”
10: Kap O Bonk O


🎯 CTP PRIZES – Going Big Week One!

Optional Cash CTPs (Venmo payout):
💲CTP 1Derelict KP Sunrise A: $1 CTP #1
💲CTP 2Derelict KP Kap O Bonk O: $1 CTP #2

Free CTPs for All Players:
🥏CTP 3Nine Holes In: Festi Towel and Pin
Sponsored by Festi Daze
🥏CTP 4Prometheus Minor (short basket): Discmania Astronaut
Sponsored by Flight Deck
🥏CTP 5Not Oak Grove: ProPull Trainer
Sponsored by The Derelict League
🥏CTP 6Derelict KP Sunrise B: Axiom Eclipse Tempo
Sponsored by The Derelict League
🥏CTP 7Derelict KP Dalbec to Poplar: GRIP EQ Hat
Sponsored by Chris Tourville
🥏CTP 8Scanny Skip: Axiom Eclipse Hex
Sponsored by MVP Disc Sports
🥏CTP 9Field Goal: Axiom Total Eclipse Vanish
Sponsored by The Derelict League
🔮CTP 10 – The Derelict Mystery BoxKap O See “A”
Sponsored by The Derelict League
The Mystery Box has returned and is reloaded! Inside: pre-loved discs, possibly new discs, maybe a dog toy, probably something confusing, and if you’re lucky (or cursed), Tommy’s old toaster. Choose wisely.


Fundraiser Recap, Spring Schedule & What’s Coming in 2025

DERELICTS, ASSEMBLE!

When the sun sets and the glow rises, the Derelicts gather once again. Your favorite Glow League is BACK!

The Derelict League 2025 Season begins THIS FRIDAY, April 11th, and if the early signs are any indication… this one’s going to be special, and it starts with a huge THANK YOU!

💰 DERELICT FUNDRAISER RECAP – THANK YOU DERELICTS!

You didn’t just hit the goal – you crushed it. 
$1,465 raised!

We are so incredibly grateful for your generosity, and this goes way beyond numbers.
This hit home for us as a real reminder of how lucky we are to be surrounded by such an incredible community.

You came together and said, “This league matters.”

Here’s where your support is going:

  • 🌀 $580 – Derelict Helix Basket at BRP

  • 🧱 $500 – Derelict Legacy bricks at Kaposia

  • $100 – Donation to First Calvary for Course Maintenance

  • 🔦 The rest – League costs, lights, and maybe something special 👀

Massive THANK YOU to everyone who pitched in and to the volunteers and raffle donors who helped pull this off:

Craig Slavik
Danny Hexum
Phalshie Larson
Thong Vue
Adam Henke
Chris Tourville
Nick Beisang
Flight Deck @ Kaposia
Lindsey Murashie
Patrick Kelly
Dave Carpenter & the First Calvary Baptist Course Crew

and of course THE ENTIRE DERELICT LEAGUE​

Your dedication lights up our league – literally.


🦺 NEW HELP ON THE FAIRWAY

Every great glow round starts with someone dragging a wagon full of lights through the woods. This year, one of those someones is Craig Slavik.

Craig is joining the setup squad to help us get the course ready each week — he may have only joined the league last year, but we’ve already had him knee-deep in stake lights, orange cones, and “wait, is this hole 4?” energy.

Give him a shout when you see him – or a hand, if he looks buried in LEDs. Welcome Craig!


🌸 SPRING 2025 SCHEDULE

We’ve got lights, we’ve got baskets, and we’ve got questionable decision-making – here’s where we’re headed this spring.

April 11 – Kaposia Park
April 18 – Brockway
April 25 – North Valley DGC
May 2 – Acorn Park
May 9 – Hillcrest Knoll
May 16 – Red Oak Park
May 23 – Garlough
May 30 – First Calvary Baptist
June 6 – Oakwood Park
June 13 – Kaposia Park

Courses, layouts, and dates are subject to change – sometimes because of rain, sometimes because of scheduling conflicts, and occasionally because we got too excited and made things weird.


☀️ SUMMER & 🍂 FALL — THE GOOD STUFF CONTINUES

You thought we were done after spring? Please.

We’ve got plenty more lined up for Summer and Fall where we’ll be throwing at:
Highland, Hillcrest Knoll, Red Oak, Garlough, Brockway, Oakwood, The Valley, Kaposia, First Calvary, and Acorn Park. We are also working to secure some dates for Riverfront 13!

Big dates to lock in:
Fall Derelict Tour – September 18–21 (location TBD)
Haunted Hyzers – October (don’t even think about skipping it)

Check the League Schedule, Subscribe to the Newsletter on the bottom of DerelictLeague.com posts, or keep an eye on weekly updates as we roll through the rest of the season.


💡 FINAL THOUGHT

The lights are set. The lines are wild. The night is yours.
You helped build this thing, now it’s time to throw into the darkness where trees don’t exist, until they do.

Friday nights. Charged discs. Derelicts forever.

GLOW HARD or GLOW HOME.

 

DERELICT FUNDRAISER – NEW LOCATION & DETAILS!

DERELICT FUNDRAISER – NEW LOCATION & DETAILS!

📍 NEW COURSE: First Calvary Baptist DGC
⏰ NEW TIME: 7:00 PM Check-In

Due to relentless weather (thanks, Minnesota), Riverfront 13 will remain closed to prevent erosion. BUT GOOD NEWS! We’re shifting the fun to First Calvary Baptist DGC this Saturday, April 5th!

While we are bummed we can’t play Riverfront we will try to get it into our course rotation this year for our regular Friday Nights (which will be announced Sunday!)

📅 EVENT DETAILS

  • When: Saturday, April 5th | 7:00 PM Check-In
  • Where: First Calvary Baptist DGC (20 Holes – Hole 4 in short position)
  • Format: Cali GLOW (see rules below!)
  • Scoring: UDISC – Please Check-in to UDisc when you arrive and choose your Division!
  • Divisions: Multiple (Non-competitive, just for fun!)
  • Cost: $20 Donation (All proceeds support the Derelict League & our projects!)
  • Prizes: CTPs on EVERY HOLE! (No cash payouts – this is a fundraiser, after all!)
  • Registration: On-site at check-in

⏳ EVENT TIMELINE (Derelict Time™ may not match earth time)

7:00–8:00 PM – Check-in & Donations

  • Register at the Check-In Table. $20 Minimum Donation. Cash Preferred but Venmo accepted.
  • Huge thank you to our Volunteers helping with Setup, Registration, and Donations!
  • Please try to find a card prior to registration. This is the primary delay in any of our events so if you can be prepared that would be very helpful. If you don’t have a card we will assign you a card that has room available randomly.

8:00–8:30 PM – Players Meeting (Because we run on Derelict Time™ this is flexible)

8:15–8:30 PMSHOTGUN START! (Head to your assigned hole we will give a time to WOOO!)

Post-RoundCTP Prizes & Post Round Hangout!

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🎲 CALI FORMAT RULES

  • 1 Mulligan per hole (Use it on any throw – drive, approach, or putt!)
  • No tracking required (Just don’t abuse it – honor system, folks!)
  • Use it or lose it (No rollovers – unleash your inner gambler!)
  • Throws with non-glowing discs don’t count! (JUST KIDDING! But make sure your discs are VISIBLE as this is a GLOW round)

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💸 WHAT ARE WE FUNDRAISING FOR?

The Derelict League has grown bigger and better thanks to this amazing community. But as much as we love fronting costs for CTPs, lights, and league magic, we could use your help to take things even further!

🌟 TWO BIG PROJECTS IN THE WORKS:

1️⃣ Derelict League BRP Helix Basket – We’re putting our name on Minnesota’s first-ever Helix Basket at one of the top courses in the world, Blue Ribbon Pines!

2️⃣ Derelict League Kaposia Brick – A permanent Logo Brick at Flight Deck @ Kaposia, our longtime mothership!

Any extra funds go straight back into the league to keep the fun rolling. Let’s make some history together!

See you under the lights this Saturday! 🥏

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